May 2013
shann0nnicole:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
takethewesttraintopanicstation:
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a...
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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heathyr:
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
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You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too...
– Amanda Crute, “Why You’re Single” (via sandalatt)
when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways...
sodamnrelatable:
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
andrewhussiesbosom:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
I’d try to explain that it’s not really negativity or sadness anymore, it’s more...
– Allie Brosh (via cavum)
ronniekinses:
sinisterlava:
#i literally have no idea what i was expecting #this is a real person #who really does things #and really exists #and he’s kinda somewhat famous
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Truth is
even though he ripped my heart out I still wonder if he thinks about me. That ‘what if’ will never fully go away.
I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...
– (via nottoocool)
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